Vegan Poop Emoji No Bake Brownies

Anyone who knows me well, knows I LOVE the poo emoji. When I saw this recipe, I laughed for a solid 5 minutes then proceeded to hunt out the ingredients.  I’ve made some adaptions based on what was in my kitchen cupboards and it worked out just poofectly. Yes, I said poofectly.

I haven’t baked/made anything significantly worth blogging about in AGES so you really are in for a treat today. I hope you love it as much as I do.

Ingredients (makes 6ish depends how big you like your poo!)

  • 60ml water OR milk alternative,  Alpro almond works well
  • 110g cashews
  • 110g toasted sliced/flaked almonds
  • 100g cocoa powder
  • 175g date paste ( I used Beloved), you could use dates, the paste is just a little easier
  • 60ml date nectar ( I used Beloved)
  • 1 tbsp almond butter ( I used Pip N Nut)
  • 1 tsp vanilla essence
  • a handful of raisins/cashews and almonds for face


  1. Pop all ingredients into a food processor and pulse until fully mixed
  2. Add mixture to a plastic bag, twist and cut
  3. Pipe mixture into a cone (poo) like shape
  4.  To make the face, use sliced almonds for the eyes, raisins for the pupils (use a bit of the brownie mixture to stick it on) and cashews for the mouth
  5. Leave in the fridge for an hour to set

It might feel a little weird eating these, but they will definitely crack a smile.




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